Ugh!
Doesn't our dear Mother Nature know how to Eloquently WRECK A DAY and SCREAM her Grand Entrance with a whole Marching Band as she CRASHES a party Ever So Well?
Well, obviously, from my intro you Should be able to tell by now, that We don't get along well. And I know... I know... I have been going through this since I was about 15 but gosh! I just haven't gotten the "hang" of it yet. MAYBE.. just Maybe, if she were to be just a tad bit more... more courteous and let me know in advance the exact date and time ooooorrrrr better, we could have a meeting and discuss when its more convenient for me but Nooooooooo. It has to be on HER terms! UGH! We will definitely NEVER be friends.
Soooo this time, SHE decided to show up when I'm hanging out at my Pukie's place. How lovely?!?! AND if that wasn't bad enough, I woke up the next morning to crimson colored panties. (Smiley face!)
I mean, I'm happy and all to know that I'm healthy and they're are possibilities for me to have kids and have a family in the future.. and I do understand its role in being a woman... But Come On! Give me a Break sometimes Nuh! Chuh! All the Cramps, Bloating, Cravings, Mood Swings, Extra Self Consciousness, Fatigue... isn't that just a little bit too much??
I'm officially "Liking" the "I hate my period" Page on Facebook.
Cheers to being a Woman! :|
Lmfaooo This is the best period rant I've ever heard/read! Lol I sooo feel your pain. Mine has a tendency to switch up dates, come in the MIDDLE of the day, be heavy. Just overall unruliness. I've thought about using birth control to regulate but that too has its side effects.
ReplyDeleteLike you said, cheers to being a woman! Lol